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by Ishmael
Sun Jul 23, 2017 2:44 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Past Quarter Statistics
Replies: 2
Views: 41

Re: Past Quarter Statistics

Entries are increasing year on year, so we're told. Some time ago rumour had it that there were around 1,000 entries per quarter. More recently speculation has suggested 2,000. With no slush readers and the coordinating judge responsible for getting through anything up to 20 stories a day, he inevit...
by Ishmael
Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:33 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34
Replies: 395
Views: 13647

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34

Just in case anyone was wondering where I was, the answer was one of Greece, the Greek Islands, Montenegro, Croatia or Venice, depending on when you were wondering. And if anyone was wondering what happened to my entry: wotf056 I had the nerve to tell Joni this was somewhat disappointing. She told m...
by Ishmael
Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:11 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q3 - Volume 34
Replies: 179
Views: 5730

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q3 - Volume 34

And since we're talking about typos, maybe this is a good time to mention that text reader programs do read out what you've written whereas when you read it through you read what you think you've written. Alternative is getting a helpful friend to read it for you, or even, some say, to reading it al...
by Ishmael
Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:03 am
Forum: Publishing: The Business Of
Topic: Success!
Replies: 3784
Views: 657260

Re: Success!

I signed the contract and the editor said it was safe to share, so here we go: Mad Scientist Journal put out a call for classified ads and are planning to publish my submission in March 2018. It's a 180ish word fictional classified ad, so I'm not sure if that falls into flash or an even smaller cat...
by Ishmael
Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:02 am
Forum: Publishing: The Business Of
Topic: Success!
Replies: 3784
Views: 657260

Re: Success!

Congratulations on the recent successes, folks, especially jficke13. First sale is the best sale, and I'm looking forward to hearing the details! I have a flash piece out today in T. Gene Davis's Speculative Blog: Anchor and Key . It's basically my love letter to libraries. wotf008 Very nice, Rebec...
by Ishmael
Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:37 am
Forum: Publishing: The Business Of
Topic: Success!
Replies: 3784
Views: 657260

Re: Success!

Not to be too much of a wet blanket, but when I received my first acceptance in 2014 it never occurred to me that an acceptance might not result in the publication of my story. Since then I've had two such cases (respecting 'sales' which I happily announced in these pages) and come close to a third....
by Ishmael
Sat Jun 24, 2017 4:14 am
Forum: Publishing: The Business Of
Topic: Success!
Replies: 3784
Views: 657260

Re: Success!

amoskalik wrote:I just had my first story published by pod cast in The Centropic Oracle. I really like what the narrator did with this piece.
http://centropicoracle.com/library/F0017_FreshAndFinite.php



Great news!
wotf024
by Ishmael
Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:52 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34
Replies: 395
Views: 13647

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34

Thank you. I really appreciate the advice. I had no idea how much the first page mattered until recently. To expand on this, is it imperative that the first sentence be the hook or might it be included within the first paragraph or somewhere in the first page. Imagine the reader to have the attenti...
by Ishmael
Sat Jun 17, 2017 6:53 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34
Replies: 395
Views: 13647

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34

This was my second submission and my second rejection. I think the hardest part is knowing Mr. Farland probably only made it through a page and a half before chucking it. I also had to learn the hard way that you cannot write WotF short stories as if you were writing a novel. Dave's comment on my s...
by Ishmael
Sat Jun 17, 2017 6:39 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34
Replies: 395
Views: 13647

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34

I'm out. I think I've lost my mojo. wotf018 Inconceivable, Preston. Where did you see it last? Down by the Muddy Waters? wotf022 (Got my mojo working but it just won't work on Dave.) Ishmael, you keepa using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. wotf007 But Muddy Waters rocks,...
by Ishmael
Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:13 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34
Replies: 395
Views: 13647

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34

preston wrote:I'm out. I think I've lost my mojo. wotf018


Inconceivable, Preston. Where did you see it last? Down by the Muddy Waters? wotf022

(Got my mojo working but it just won't work on Dave.)
by Ishmael
Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:05 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34
Replies: 395
Views: 13647

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34

Tough luck, Jareb. wotf014
Don't let it get you down.
by Ishmael
Thu Jun 08, 2017 2:23 am
Forum: Science Fiction & Fantasy
Topic: Frozen
Replies: 6
Views: 908

Re: Frozen

I have not seen the movie. I have noted above another flimsily disguised piece of archaic canned meat substitute. Seriously. Where is the least suitable place to advertise a writing service? On a forum solely frequented by people who can all write themselves. The logic of this persistent anomaly esc...
by Ishmael
Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:26 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34
Replies: 395
Views: 13647

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34

68 days on 2 June, so submitted late March. Who knows? wotf005
by Ishmael
Wed May 31, 2017 7:46 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34
Replies: 395
Views: 13647

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34

Grasshopper - twitching is sign of immaturity. You must seek calm place where you can put mind in order.

THEN JUMP UP AND DOWN AND SCREAM! wotf019
by Ishmael
Fri May 26, 2017 2:55 am
Forum: Quarterly Results
Topic: Quarter 1, Writers and Illustrators of the Future vol. 34
Replies: 19
Views: 1666

Re: Quarter 1, Writers and Illustrators of the Future vol. 34

Many congratulations! Well done! wotf010
by Ishmael
Thu May 25, 2017 2:18 am
Forum: Publishing: The Business Of
Topic: Success!
Replies: 3784
Views: 657260

Re: Success!

Well, not only has my story 'The Waiting Room' been accepted by Third and Starlight but I got a really nice note from Dr Bob about it. IMHO this story deserves reprinting, but in the context of Peony's news it might be worth remarking it's my Flame Tree story - the one that found me sandwiched betwe...
by Ishmael
Thu May 25, 2017 2:11 am
Forum: Publishing: The Business Of
Topic: Success!
Replies: 3784
Views: 657260

Re: Success!

I'm so excited I finally get to post in here. My Heroic Fantasy submission to Flame Tree Publishing got picked up for publication! I found out about three weeks ago, but they asked me to keep quiet until they made official announcements. http://blog.flametreepublishing.com/fantasy-gothic/gothic-fan...
by Ishmael
Thu May 25, 2017 2:09 am
Forum: Publishing: The Business Of
Topic: Flame Tree seeking short stories
Replies: 47
Views: 10978

Re: Flame Tree seeking short stories

Well done. Good to know we weren't shut out here! wotf010
by Ishmael
Tue May 09, 2017 11:16 am
Forum: Publishing: The Business Of
Topic: Flame Tree seeking short stories
Replies: 47
Views: 10978

Re: Flame Tree seeking short stories

wotf005 0 for 5!
by Ishmael
Sun May 07, 2017 1:45 pm
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34
Replies: 395
Views: 13647

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34

I don't think this is the first pass for this particular kick. Pretty sure it's recycled. Nevertheless he probably is on his first pass.
by Ishmael
Sat May 06, 2017 1:43 pm
Forum: Writing: Craft, Talent, Technique
Topic: Poems for Pleasure
Replies: 24
Views: 1665

Re: Poems for Pleasure

And another rejection from Rattle's 'Poets Respond' Obamadvice You might have thought he would have learned before, Obama, when he cast the Brexit runes, Telling the British how they should vote for Europe, not go off whistling their own tunes. Well, his advice did not go down so well; “You know wha...
by Ishmael
Thu May 04, 2017 7:59 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 34
Replies: 353
Views: 15174

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 34

Ysocks wrote:can someone point me to a link for the Q1 results please.

I've looked and looked, but must be missing them somewhere



Not likely to be available for a while. Final judges have yet to pronounce and the blog won't be published before everybody involved knows the outcome.
by Ishmael
Wed May 03, 2017 10:00 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34
Replies: 395
Views: 13647

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q2 - Volume 34

RELAX! No-one is going to break my record of a rejection 28 days after the closing date!

Yeah, okay, we know the record's been broken before but it ain't gonna be broken this quarter, see?

wotf013
by Ishmael
Thu Apr 27, 2017 2:17 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 34
Replies: 353
Views: 15174

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 34

HM Congratulations to everyone above. To be honest I knew this one had a problem but until today I didn't know what to do about it. Strange how it seems so easy when it's too late! By the way, newer members might want to calculate their WotF batting average. It's simply every entry = at bat and ever...
by Ishmael
Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:43 am
Forum: Writing: Craft, Talent, Technique
Topic: Dialogue
Replies: 14
Views: 515

Re: Dialogue

A little mention of the importance of stress perhaps wouldn't go amiss. In spoken dialogue we can hear the stress. In written dialogue we can't. Here's a six word sentence with seven different meanings I once came across in a text book. You didn't think it was important? You didn't think it was impo...
by Ishmael
Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:34 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 34
Replies: 353
Views: 15174

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 34

It's the same, the 'ole world over
It's the writers 'as ter wait
Til the slush piles turn to compost
And our stories all mutate.

Once they was the bestest stories
Wot was wrote by man nor beast
But by the time we gets the reesults
We don't know 'em in the least!
by Ishmael
Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:13 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q3 - Volume 34
Replies: 179
Views: 5730

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q3 - Volume 34

p.s. - I belive I may live near the real Bob Writer. They are very similar I suspect this must be a doppelganger as well as a typo. Given that some of Bob's best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites It is unthinkable that they inhabit the same county as the Lincolnshire ...

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