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by Martin L. Shoemaker
Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:54 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Goodbye, Publisher's Word Count!
Replies: 17
Views: 1448

Goodbye, Publisher's Word Count!

From David on Facebook: The Contest is now officially using word processor count, NOT publisher's word count.

Go wild, people. Go wild.
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:21 am
Forum: Problems and Troubleshooting
Topic: Fixing the place up
Replies: 12
Views: 964

Re: Fixing the place up

Avatars were limited to 6K, also to 100x100.

Evil Martin bumped that to 16K and 180x180, and he allowed remote avatars.

Go wild, people. Go wild.

wotf013
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:16 am
Forum: Problems and Troubleshooting
Topic: Fixing the place up
Replies: 12
Views: 964

Re: Fixing the place up

The avatar limit is set to 6KiB, which is so tight I can't upload a 180x180 JPG because it is 6,968 bytes i.e. 6.8KB. Might be worth easing up on it a little bit? Bandwidth isn't that expensive anymore wotf001 (this may be why my avatar has disappeared from my posts altogether, even though it still...
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:30 pm
Forum: Problems and Troubleshooting
Topic: Fixing the place up
Replies: 12
Views: 964

Re: Fixing the place up

And PLEASE! I'm new to phpBB. If it seems like I break something, please let me know ASAP.
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:29 pm
Forum: Problems and Troubleshooting
Topic: Fixing the place up
Replies: 12
Views: 964

Re: Fixing the place up

disgruntledpeony wrote:New users can't make avatars, and the users who already have avatars can't change them. I'd like to see this functionality come back, please. wotf007


I changed the avatar settings to forbid remote avatars and allow uploading of avatars. Please give it a try. Thanks!
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:47 am
Forum: Problems and Troubleshooting
Topic: Fixing the place up
Replies: 12
Views: 964

Fixing the place up

So as long-time members know, there was a dark period. New users couldn't get their confirmation email. Existing users couldn't recover their passwords -- not even us admins, so I was locked out. Brad fixed this by basically reinitializing the site to defaults, and then installing updates. All hail ...
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:14 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29
Replies: 4969
Views: 968600

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29

disgruntledpeony wrote:Only 107 posts to go. Jeebus! wotf015


Let's see if I can help that along... wotf013
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:35 am
Forum: Problems and Troubleshooting
Topic: Thank you all!
Replies: 2
Views: 422

Thank you all!

I've been away. Partly due to the broken forum software and lost passwords, partly due to my writing career getting crazy busy. I'm back. But while I've been gone, you all have been great. You haven't burned the place down. And you've done a great job of reporting spammers! (Even if none of us admin...
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Tue May 03, 2016 11:28 pm
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29
Replies: 4969
Views: 968600

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29

Awesome! Less * than 400 to go. Tina? Where are youuuu? *fewer wotf004 And oooh, first post on lucky page #159. My bad. "If you want a simple rule, the difference between less and fewer is straightforward: The traditional advice is that fewer is for things you count, and less is for things you...
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Sun May 01, 2016 5:54 pm
Forum: Problems and Troubleshooting
Topic: Registering Problem
Replies: 12
Views: 2769

Re: Registering Problem

Speaking! As soon as paperwork is processed, I'll be the new Administrator hereabouts. That will give me a direct contact to the hosting company, instead of the layers between us right now. This issue is my number one task to address. It has been going on for six months or so, but it has been imposs...
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Fri Apr 15, 2016 6:40 pm
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 33
Replies: 676
Views: 90209

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 33

*twitch* wotf013 Okay, when Martin starts twitching, with a *smiley* . . . then I get nervous. wotf004 When Martin starts making ambiguous comments with SMILEYS... that's when we know something's up. What do you know, Martin? K.D. already shared all the news I have, honest! I just thought this plac...
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:13 pm
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29
Replies: 4969
Views: 968600

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29

There are children in kindergarten who were not alive when this thread was created. Now you say that... neither of my two boys were, and one of them starts school in six months wotf015 It also amuses me greatly that Tina starts the thread, idly discussing the story that went on to be the Golden Pen...
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:10 pm
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29
Replies: 4969
Views: 968600

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29

Dustin Adams wrote:There are children in kindergarten who were not alive when this thread was created.


To many people (sadly) the definition of "history" is "it happened before I was born".

So we're now part of history!
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:48 am
Forum: Publishing: The Business Of
Topic: Nebula Awards 2016
Replies: 11
Views: 2227

Re: Nebula Awards 2016

It'll be great to see you again!
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:06 pm
Forum: Publishing: The Business Of
Topic: Nebula Awards 2016
Replies: 11
Views: 2227

Re: Nebula Awards 2016

katsincommand wrote:So are you coming to Chicago then? :D


Yes! I'm so lucky it's that close.
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:06 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29
Replies: 4969
Views: 968600

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29

emilymccosh wrote:Well, darn. I was hoping for a crazy story! wotf024


Then write one! We're writers. When reality is boring, we write a new reality!
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:04 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29
Replies: 4969
Views: 968600

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29

ThomasKCarpenter wrote:
Martin L. Shoemaker wrote:Polo...


Well, hello there Mr. Nebula Nominated Martin L. Shoemaker. :)

wotf010 wotf010 wotf010

wotf009 wotf009 wotf009

If you haven't read his story, yet. Go now!!!

http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/shoemaker_08_15/


Thank you! I'm still kinda stunned.
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:43 pm
Forum: Publishing: The Business Of
Topic: Nebula Awards 2016
Replies: 11
Views: 2227

Re: Nebula Awards 2016

Thank you! This story is very special to me, so the reader response is special, too.
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Sat Feb 20, 2016 6:31 pm
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29
Replies: 4969
Views: 968600

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29

It's getting a little quiet around here...

wotf013
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:56 pm
Forum: Story Critique Exchange
Topic: New Writer? Never Scored higher than an HM? I'll crit you!
Replies: 8
Views: 2739

Re: New Writer? Never Scored higher than an HM? I'll crit yo

I would add a joke here at Stewart's expense, but I'm too tired to think of one just now. So imagine your own joke here, please... wotf013 Now, with the obligatory joke out of the way... Stewart's a brilliant critiquer, folks. He's really insightful about what makes a story work. He has a better tra...
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:00 am
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29
Replies: 4969
Views: 968600

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29

Galen wrote:I make a tiny contribution to the effort of this bold endeavor.

Clearly what a glorious quarter this was.


Even tiny contributions keep the thread alive. Thank you!
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:02 pm
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29
Replies: 4969
Views: 968600

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29

Happy New Quarter!

(Also not drunk...)

wotf013
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:31 pm
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 33
Replies: 676
Views: 90209

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 33

I have just submitted my story! I'm in danger of becoming ineligible so this might be my last chance, folks. Best of luck to everyone! I'm looking forward to obsessing, er, I mean, waiting patiently with all of you. To repeat myself: you remain eligible right up to the day you aren't. The day your ...
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:14 pm
Forum: Publishing: The Business Of
Topic: What did you publish in 2015?
Replies: 17
Views: 12347

Re: What did you publish in 2015?

"Brigas Nunca Mais" in the March issue of Analog. "Unrefined" in Writers of the Future Volume 31. "Racing to Mars" in the September issue of Analog. "Today I Am Paul" in the August issue of Clarkesworld. "Scramble" from Digital Science Fiction (both ...
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:10 pm
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 33
Replies: 676
Views: 90209

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 33

storysinger wrote:I'm still procrastinating.


Listen to Bob...
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:07 pm
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 33
Replies: 676
Views: 90209

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 33

emilymccosh wrote:We'll see if I can write a worthy story within three weeks...


You can. Have faith!
by Martin L. Shoemaker
Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:05 pm
Forum: The Contest - Quarterly Topics, and Other Items
Topic: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 33
Replies: 676
Views: 90209

Re: Jibber Jabber - Q1 - Volume 33

Dustin Adams wrote:Read the Q1 v29 thread for just how late one can submit and still win gold.


And comment while you're there! If there's one thing that thread needs, it's more comments!

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