s_c_baker wrote:I'm not saying I did or did not, but I'm also not saying that Bobwriter (who I'm not going to say or not say is or is not my close friend) did or did not get one, either.
I've nothing against donkeys, in fact back in good old WW2 I rode one through the streets of Paris when it was liberated. Couldn't walk for weeks. Like that old nag, this young chap probably has a bony back as well.
But I've never met this man. You want to be a writer, do you son? Don't go around trying to build any credibility based on a non-existent association with me. Especially when you can't even spell my name correctly.
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.)
p.s. - If he was to meet me in the local and buy me a few pints of Old Speckled Hen, then I'd be happy to say I know him. I'd even pass on a few tips.