Jibber Jabber - Q1 - 29

[disgruntledpeony]

Cinco de Mayo approaches.

I don't know why, but this seems ominous. XD

[amoskalik]

Cinco de Mayo approaches.

Not to mention May the Schwartz.

[storysinger]

May the Fourth be with you.

[Wulf Moon]

Okay, my writing advice. "Good things come to those who wait, but only what's left behind by those who hustle."

[Martin L. Shoemaker]

Okay, my writing advice. "Good things come to those who wait, but only what's left behind by those who hustle."

The best way to wait is to write more stuff.

[Wulf Moon]

Martin, your stick man is looking slimmer than ever! : )

[storysinger]

To all who have served to defend our way of life.

[storysinger]

busy, busy, busy.

When you look here just say hi. 42 to go.

[disgruntledpeony]

Hallo!

41, I suppose.

[Galen]

Why do people drive in parkways but park in driveways?

[storysinger]

Why is a weather forecaster called a meteorologist. They don't study meteors.
Weatherologists seems to be more accurate.

[Galen]

Good question!

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

[Galen]

So...

Times New Roman and Courier New walk into a bar...

The Barkeep says:

"I'm sorry, we don't serve your type."

[Galen]

And then...

A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book. The other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion immediately pounced on the man reading the book and quickly devoured him.

...Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

[Sting]

Galen will be here all week, folks.

[Wulf Moon]

Just here to slide a few more chips into the pot. Somebody is going to win a MILLION views!

[RSchibler]

Shake and Bake. And I helped!

[Wulf Moon]

Shake and Bake. And I helped!

You're dating yourself, Rebecca! Ooops! And so am I!

[storysinger]

To those who preserve and defend our way of life, , Thank You.

[LDWriter2]

I agree

[Galen]

... So the past, present and future all walked into a bar at the same time.

It was tense.

[storysinger]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

[thegirlintheglasses]

Turkey smells pilgrim's tales,
Thanksgiving is here!
Lots of food and stuffing as parades come near
Oh! Take to heart, be a part!
All the food we'll eat
Doesn't everyone agree Thanksgiving is a treat!
Ohhhh!!! Dashing to the treats.
So much so much to eat!
Eat it all I must!
Stuffed to top am I
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mounds of pumpkin pie
Chocolate pizza too!
I must have gained a hundred pounds
But oh my look at you.
Oh! Chocolate pie, pumpkin pie, turkey to fill all.
Come and join with everyone, Thanksgiving in the fall!
*To the tune of dashing through the snow*

***Happy Thanksgiving everyone***

[Wulf Moon]

Just because this turkey needs some stuffing.

[Galen]

Congrats Moon! That is really amazing and well deserved. I look forward to reading your story and watching the ceremony.

(That was a Q4, Volume 35 win for posterity's sake)

I wonder how many WoTF winners have posted in this thread of threads over the years?

[storysinger]

Happy New Year everyone. May 2019 be the best ever.

[aradralami]

Here's some entertainment to enjoy while munching the popcorn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toXNVbv ... yk&index=1

If the address is right.

I love how well they transferred the music onto the animation. You can follow each chord and note, the strums and even the slides. Amazing

[disgruntledpeony]

Here's some entertainment to enjoy while munching the popcorn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toXNVbv ... yk&index=1

If the address is right.

I love how well they transferred the music onto the animation. You can follow each chord and note, the strums and even the slides. Amazing

That animated instrument looks like something the Dragonlance gnomes would invent! I love it.

[disgruntledpeony]

A random thought, apropos of nothing: I've recently purchased "Dreyer's English," and it's the first time I've found a stylebook absolutely delightful to read.

[TimE]

Reviews look interesting - “The only thing worse than the ungodly incentivize is its satanic little sibling, incent.”

I'm a big fan of Elements of Eloquence by Mark Forsyth. Wittily written.