Postby Martin L. Shoemaker » Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:40 am
OK, I've been holding back on this until I REALLY needed it. But this thread clearly needs it.
My buddy/editor Epee Bill has an incurable disease. He's a punster. I'm not sure if even physical violence could cure him of it. And believe me, we've been tempted! (And we're fencers, so when we're tempted to violence, it involves swords.)
He's also one of my First Readers, and my confidante on contest matters. When you people drive me crazy, he's the one I vent to. (I also harbor a small hope you'll see him as a contestant some day.) And a month ago, I mentioned NNiNN (No News is No News); and somehow it set him off.
I've been shielding you from these up to now; but you've pushed me over the edge. So here they are...
We are the knights who say NNiNN!
Mrs. Brisby and the Rats of NNiNN
NNiNN's Island
NNiNNing with Sharks
Eine Kleine NNiNNmusik
NNiNNcompoop
No news? Change the channel to CNNNiNN.
Person of NNiNNterest.
NNiNNmitation it the sincerest form of flattery.
Got TWO stories waiting at Analog? That's a case of the Doublemint NNiNNs
Or is that NNiNNalog?
NNiNNy
First NNiNN, first out.
Some Enchanted eve-NNiNN
Stop the NNiNNsanity!
Got a friend hooked on Duotrope? Organize a NNiNNtervention.
Planning a NNiNNvasion?
Trying to make this meme NNiNN-visible?
Pigs! NNiNN! Space!
Spice up the WotF forum with some CiNNiNNamin.
You haven't heard anything yet? That's NNiNNcredible!
The NNiNNcredible Hulk
Stop staring at the mailbox, go out the park and play some soccer. Take your NNiNN guards.
Do you watch Castle? It stars that guy from Firefly.. NathaNNiNN FillioNNiNN
Ok, I think I'm out. Unless I can get a NNiNNfusion of NNiNNspiration
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WRITE! WRITE! WRITE! WRITE! WRITE!
SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT!
REPEAT! REPEAT! REPEAT! REPEAT! REPEAT!
Patience. Patience. Patience. Patience. Patience.
NNiNN